koi–strology:

aries: becomes a bully; yells and snaps at people, is blatantly self interested and inconsiderate, says crazy insensitive, shocking things. they have two simple goals: get what they want, and raise a ruckus while doing it.

taurus: becomes stubborn, petulant, and grabby. they’re literally the “i want to speak to the manager” soccer mom. pushes others out of the way to get what they want, or pouts, complains, and grouses about the situation until it goes their way.

gemini: is impulsive, sharp-tongued, and completely unapologetic. they don’t care about being right or even having the upper hand, they just need to say their piece. even if it completely tears you apart. they don’t give a shit.

cancer: is lost in their own problems and pushes others to the side. they’ll try to convince you that they are the most important, and no matter what you do it will never be good enough for them. and they’ll never give you the same consideration or go to lengths to please you.

leo: becomes narcissistic, stubborn, loud, and pompous. every argument you have will go in one ear and out the other. they are completely convinced that they are always right, always the best at handling situations. everything is your fault, nothing is theirs.

virgo: becomes silent, then critical. they will be patronizing, argumentative, subtly trying to tear apart your authority and credibility. they will make you look stupid, careless, unkind, selfish, etc. in order to raise themselves up.

libra: is vain, selfish, and self-unaware; they are a wolf in sheep’s clothing, hiding behind a fair, sweet facade to make themselves look like pretty, popular angels in comparison to you, an ugly, unlikable troll.

scorpio: becomes vengeful, bossy, and blunt; everything they don’t like about you, they’ll point it out in the worst way possible. they push you to do things you don’t want to, try to manipulate you and keep tabs on you. they’ll make you feel terrible for being who you are.

sagittarius: is dismissive, insensitive, and dogmatic to the extreme. their head is shoved so far up their ass there’s no chance of them every seeing the light of day. they’re rude, crude, and totally convinced that they’re some kind of beacon of morality, and you are just a mere sinful mortal. 

capricorn: they become scarily volatile and lash out at you for the smallest things. you won’t even know what you did wrong, but it must have been bad, because you’ve never seen them like this, spitting piss and vinegar and looking at you with anger and disgust.

aquarius: they become self absorbed, stubborn, and full of themselves. they pride themselves on being an individual to the extent that they see themselves as the very best at being a person. to them, you are boring, stupid, and basic, and you should try to be more like them.

pisces: makes excuses for their behavior or refuses to confronts it at all, lies and plays the victim card to get out of hot water. they can be unbelievably cruel and hurtful, but never see themselves as cruel and hurtful people. they are a martyr in their eyes.